Just sharing this little tidbit. I’ve been fighting off the work place devils and my father created a little spell for me to utilize. I think it’s genius and must be shared.
MACUMBA: USE WITH CAUTION.
O harridan, uncouth banshee,
Betake thy leave far, far from me. (For you exploit the workers.)
You sink exhausted in your bed,
And find therein a dead horse head
Know this:
A subtle hint was sent.
Change your ways. Shun sin, repent.
And should you die unwept, unsung,
Thy grave adorned by camel dung,
(A thousand sickly camels cry, micturate to say goodbye.)
Of sure thy epitaph shall be,
She exploits workers – NAMELY ME!
O harridan, uncouth harpy,
Betake thy leave well far from me. (For you exploit the workers)
**Instructions: When provoked, recite the above abjuration in your mind while envisioning the object of your displeasure being left, marooned, on the Island of Snakes to refine his/her managerial skills.
Mindjunking 